It's just related to the dumb title of the book.
Ughhh, what does that even mean? That's not even a common phrase. Jessica Jablonski ( sung to the tune of "Crazy in Love"): I wish somebody would tase me right now /This story's 'bout as sexy as rabies right now.Ĭhristian Grey: 'Cause I'm fifty shades of f*cked up. "Holy crap! He's wearing a white shirt.", "I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt.". Jessica Jablonski ( sung to the tune of "Crazy in Love"): This movie's written so lazy right now /The book that it was based on's so lazy right now. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.", "His erection springs free. Not Starring These Horrible Lines from the Book That Thankfully Didn't Make It Into the Movie: "His voice is warm and husky, like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel.or something.", "I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. So strap in for all the steamy action people were expecting from Fifty Shades of Grey, like emails, texting, contracts, contract negotiations ( Anastasia Steele: Turn to page five, Appendix 3: Soft Limits.), nondisclosure agreements, conditions ( Christian Grey: I'm not gonna touch you, not until I have your written consent./ Anastasia Steele: What?), clauses, and tender missionary lovemaking. But who cares when you've got these: aaaabs, and Auuuudis, and aaaa really nice apartment. He's emotionally repressed, rude, is a stalker, controls what she eats, and is an all-around sociopath. Speaking of buttholes, her world will change when she meets the mysterious Christian Edward Cullen Grey, a mysterious billionaire who runs a mysterious multinational corporation, which is mysteriously able to function without him doing any actual work. Meet Bella Swan (Anastasia Steele), a cutesy nondescript virgin who's so sweet, she doesn't even know what a butt plug is. Meet Bella Swan.oh, I'm sorry, I mean.you know what? Screw it.
Now, it's Mom's turn, as the ridiculous fantasy of dating a vampire is cast aside for the ridiculous fantasy of being a gorgeous billionaire's pampered sex slave. Teenage girls around the world made Twilight into a global phenomenon. Now, get ready for the film adaptation that ended up leaving millions of people around the world asking "Is that it?":
Then, you turned her kinky Twilight fan-fiction into one of the best-selling novels of all time - way to go. Six years ago, user Snowqueen's Icedragon wrote a dirty story on her cellphone.
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